JASON WHITLOCK & BOTTLED BLONDE-WILL THE MADNESS EVER END

This just in: Jason Whitlock has signed on to be the national spokesman for the restaurant chain, Bottled Blonde. Though the national spokesman, his primary duties will be in promoting the establishment’s, based out of Scottsdale, Arizona, dress code:

“Bottled Blonde will maintain a classy atmosphere and reserves the right to refuse anyone,” the notice begins. “A high standard of dress is required at all times. Dress code is on a case-by-case basis, and is at the sole discretion of the door staff. In all instances, the door staff’s decision is final. If denied entry, changing your appearance will not change the decision.” READ MORE