Ladies, the last thing you want to think or believe is that your man is cheat right? And there are some good men out there who from time to time find it hard to resist temptation, they slip only because the pussy is so easily available. He still loves you, he’s not a bad guy, shit just happens right? *side eye* But in their defense, there are some relentless women out there who won’t stop throwing themselves at your man until he finally gives in. Either way, your guy has women in his life outside of you. And though these relationships are platonic, (despite popular belief, men and women can be friends without sex or intimacy of any kind being involved) some of these relationships aren’t so honest. But how can you tell? Peep Game.
Something to do
The “Something to do” female is one that your man can give two shits about. He only sees her once in a blue moon whenever he visits “Nana” in the projects. She’s not a threat, she doesn’t even have his phone number, but he can always find her because she’s always in the lobby of a building, any building, waiting for random dick to slide through, your man included.
Straight Nasty (In A Good Way)
For the “you know I don’t be doing this,” type of females, your man has “Straight Nasty,” in his life. This girl does everything in bed and I mean everything, she is just Straight Nasty! But in a good way. She’s not a dirty broad, she’s not a hood rat, in fact your guy probably really digs this chick, but he loves you! He wants to be with you! But you don’t like swallowing, anal, tossing salads or bringing in the New Year in the strip club with him so what you expect him to do?
Pass Through doesn’t want to take your man from you, she’s not studying him long term. She’s just…passin through. This woman has probably had Christmas dinner at your house before. You don’t really see her like that and she’s pretty much categorized as being “mad cool.” But in hood terms, mad cool means the bitch gives up pussy with no trivia and will roll his L after. She won’t cause any stress and strife in your life but she’ll damn sure come over and drank up your spiked egg nog and kee-kee with you and your dude. So watch that “mad cool,” chick that your man is always hanging out with she’s mad cool with her pussy too.
Play Cousin/Lil Sis
Now wifey, you know she isn’t his cousin, but you also know that you’d look like a FOOL if you said anything negative about this female to your boo because you know he “considers her blood.” But something in your gut tells you something isn’t right with this situation. Nine times out of ten, the Play Cousin/Lil Sis is someone that your guy use to be attracted to but for whatever reason it just never went that extra mile so they both got thrown into the “fam zone.” But that uncomfortable feeling you feel is probably the not so innocent attraction between your man and her. It could be nothing, but where there’s smoke there’s fire so be on point.
“I do music with her,” “She boost for me,” “She does my time sheets,” “Her uncle is my man.”
All of this business partner talk and there’s no business! Where is the business? I’ll tell you where the business is… tuh!
I do believe that two people who aren’t together any more can co-parent without any funny business going on. But always remember the scenario between Jody, Yvette and that damn Peanut.
The bitch that always rolls her eyes for no reason
Now what happened here was, your man hit it and quit it and ole girl is cool with that until she sees him with you. So whenever she sees you she rolls her eyes, just to create tension between you and your man. He most likely checked her ass and told her she better not ever disrespect you, so she plays lil hoe games to let you know what it is. So that’s who the miscellaneous chick is that for the life of you, you can’t figure out why she’s always staring at you.
You need to be a little worried about this chick but then again how could you be worried about a chick that you don’t even know exists? Most men have this one woman that no matter what, who she’s with, who he’s with, where they are on God’s green earth they will always fuck one another. No emotions, no extra shit, just straight good take down all the time. You’ve probably looked this hoe in the eyes a million times and don’t even know that it’s her because she’s so incognito. She probably has a man or seems OVERLY uninterested in yours. Peep Game.
Mistresses been around since the beginning of time. Shit Martin Luther King had one. Ya daddy had one and your man just might have one too. You know who your man’s mistress is? She is the woman who he seems overly reserved about, when you question him about her. He is not trying to alarm you or have you get at her in any way. You never met her or seen her, but that number popped up in the phone one day and it made you raise a brow. Her name somehow got thrown into the stratosphere and is now stored in the back of your brain. You may have asked him who she was and he came up with some quick, unemotional cool ass response to appear as if it’s nothing, she’s nothing, conversation changed, everything shut down, and there will be no more talk of this “Carin” chick. Now that he knows you’re on to her, her number will now be stored under one of his homie’s name or no name at all, just a number and because he has so many friends, you’ll never find that bitch number. So the only way you’ll find out about her is if it’s meant for you to find out.
Needy Ass Hoe
Definitely DEAD the chick that is always asking your man to do something for her. Don’t let him beat you in the head about how he had friends before you and its nothing going on. This bitch right here???????????? FUCK HER! Every time you turn around she’s asking your man to help her do some shit. Can you help me move? Can you come with me to drive my cousin upstate? Can you get this dead mouse out my crib? Can you paint the kitchen for me? This hoe knows she’s outta pocket, always! Then she wants to come with the bullshit “I’m sorry girl I just need to borrow my brother for a minute.” As if she has respect for your relationship or you for that matter…. and that brother shit? Please. This hoe wants to give your man some pussy if she hasn’t already. Simple as that.
Fellas, dare to disagree?